Ep 18. Take My Life, Please

Joe learns that the famed comedian Yakov Smirnoff is coming to Nantucket, and he is determined to see the show. He tries to convince his colleagues to come along, but they all have other things to do. When Joe finally convinces Brian to go, they discover that the only tickets left are for a table that Yakov himself will be sitting at. When they arrive at the show, Joe finds himself seated next to the comedian, and he proceeds to tell embarrassing stories about himself and his friends in an attempt to impress Yakov. Meanwhile, Fay and Helen become convinced that a strange man they keep running into is a vampire, and they try to convince Antonio to take matters into his own hands and deal with the situation. As the night wears on, Joe's obsession with Yakov reaches a boiling point, and he discovers that sometimes it's better to just let things go.