Ep 6. Hunters and Gatherers

Skill, concentration, and determination are generously displayed as Kalle and Oscar battle for the opportunity to wing walk. Kalle lands the part and Oscar is endearingly relieved. Meanwhile: Vince, Jake and Erika perform like Top Guns as they take turns behind the wheel of a little red jet. Finally, Kalle straps on a BI-plane and eats some clouds at ten thousand feet. After safe landings, the Road Rulers huddle around a payphone waiting for their next clue to ring in. Hello? Go to COCOMO? It's a gray, drizzling morning and we find Jake at a payphone complaining to his mommy that he and the cast are broke and food-free. As a solution to their empty tummies, Jake suggests a trip to KFC. Pulling in, Jake fails to notice the awning of the drive-thru is too low for Winnie clearance and - CRASH, BANG, BOOM! Kalle screams as Jake remodels the exterior of the restaurant. Another day, another few thousand dollars worth of damage. The cops let is slide and everyone eats to their heart's content. The next morning, our cast drives to the tourist strip where they meet Howard. This bubbly chap explains MISSION FIVE: spend the evening operating Pedi CABS. After pounding the peddles for a few hours, the kids will get to keep 80% of their earnings, while Howie will pinch the measly 20%. The mission is exhausting, and the tourists seem intent on walking. But it's the golden hour for Oscar, as he flirts, cajoles and begs the tourists to allow him the chance to chauffeur their carcasses up and down the street. He kicks butt, earning more cash than anyone. All earnings are pooled, and our' cast is $340 richer. Now a dash to the Winnie where we find... A clue. Cutouts of our cast's faces are glued onto the sexy bodies in a swimsuit calendar. Meet Scott Tyler... And wait, there are plane tickets too. Tickets to Grand Cayman Island! The girls scream their heads off. Pass the tanning butter. Our luxury jet lands on balmy Grand Cayman Island and our cast is whisked by taxi to an unglamorous youth hostel. (Should have pumped those pedals a little harder. And maybe you'd be staying at the Hilton.) Tipping the muscle-meter is Marlon, the host of the hostel who escorts the cast to their jeep in-waiting. Now it's off to a nice hotel (don't forget to drive on the left, Erika), where the cast meet with photographer Scott Thompson. Scott explains MISSION SIX: produce a swimsuit calendar. If the finished product is anywhere close to Bay Watch quality, the cast will take home $1500! That could buy a lot of KFC. At Scott's studio, the chicks try on some bikinis while Vince tries to get in the mood to pose. Scott drops the bomb: the photos must be turned in for processing in 24 hours. Get busy! Down at the waterfront, everyone takes pictures of everyone, hoping that some of the pictures will turn out. Then they dash to Fed Ex, and send those suckers out for developing. That evening, Jake and Kalle duck out for a private stroll. Kalle reminds goo-goo-eyed Jake that she just got out of one relationship and doesn't want to get into another. Jake informs Kalle that they are already in a relationship; they sleep together every' night. Kalle is confused. Jake is frustrated. Is Kalle leading him on emotionally? Watch out girls and boys. Bright and early the next morning, it's back to FedEx where the pictures are waiting. Vince seems to hate any picture that includes his face. (Hint: relax, Vince, you're gorgeous.) The cast manages to pick twelve photos (that's one for each month of the year, you bright young things) without getting into an argument. Now it's pedal to the metal over to the photocopy joint, where the photos are reproduced and bound into the semblance of a calendar. Bravo! Back at the swank hotel, our cast presents the finished product to the Scott man. Guess what'? He loves the calendar! $1500 cash, mama! Now our cast can pig out every night! It's off to a disco dancing celebration at the local nightclub Kalle and Jake are dancing awfully close.