Ep 5. Paris Hilton vs. Dick Cheney

In the fifth episode of the first season of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, two controversial figures face off against each other: Paris Hilton vs. Dick Cheney.

The premise of the show is that comedian Lewis Black serves as judge, with two comedians arguing against each other over which person or concept is the root of all evil. In this episode, comedians Greg Giraldo and Patton Oswalt go head-to-head to convince Lewis Black that either Paris Hilton or Dick Cheney is more worthy of the title.

First up, Greg Giraldo makes his case for why Paris Hilton is the root of all evil. He argues that her celebrity, which is based purely on her inherited wealth, has set a dangerous precedent for society. Her lack of talent or contribution to society is not only frustrating, but also influences young people to pursue fame and fortune over hard work and success. Paris Hilton, according to Giraldo, is a symbol of the decline of Western civilization.

Patton Oswalt, on the other hand, believes that Dick Cheney is the root of all evil. He argues that Cheney's actions during his time as Vice President of the United States were harmful to the country and the world. From orchestrating the invasion of Iraq to his ties to big oil companies, Cheney's decisions have caused countless deaths and destruction. Oswalt also points out how Cheney's influence can still be felt in current politics and policies, making him a continuing danger to society.

Throughout the episode, Lewis Black interjects with his own commentary and witty remarks. He notes the absurdity of the arguments and pokes fun at both Paris Hilton and Dick Cheney.

The comedians also engage in a series of comedic debates, taking turns trying to one-up each other. They argue about which person is more likely to start a fight in a club, who would be worse to have as a boss, and who is more likely to have their own line of perfume.

At the end of the episode, Lewis Black must decide which person is truly the root of all evil. Both comedians have made compelling arguments, but ultimately only one can win.

Overall, this episode of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil is a humorous and satirical take on two highly divisive public figures. While the comedians' arguments are exaggerated and not meant to be taken too seriously, they do raise some interesting points about the impact of Paris Hilton and Dick Cheney on society. Whether you agree with the final decision or not, the show provides a fun and entertaining way to explore the idea of what truly is the root of all evil.