Ep 6. The Three Astaires

Last of the Summer Wine is a British comedy television series that aired from 1973 to 2010. Set in the fictional town of Holmfirth, Yorkshire, the show follows the exploits of a group of elderly men as they go on misadventures and get into trouble.

In season 7 episode 6, titled "The Three Astaires," the trio of Compo, Clegg, and Foggy decide to put on a performance for the folk of Holmfirth. They call themselves "The Three Astaires" and decide to perform a dance routine to the tune of "Puttin' on the Ritz."

The episode begins with Compo, Clegg, and Foggy practicing their dance routine in a barn. They are not exactly nimble on their feet, and their routine is more comical than anything else. As they practice, they are interrupted by an uninvited guest: Cyril Blamire. Cyril is one of Foggy's old army friends and the trio is not pleased by his unexpected arrival.

Cyril is a stickler for rules and order, and he quickly takes charge of the dance routine. He insists that the trio practice more and takes on the role of choreographer. Initially, Compo, Clegg, and Foggy are annoyed by Cyril's interference, but they soon realize that he is right: their routine needs work.

As the trio continues to practice, they encounter a number of setbacks. Clegg's wife, who is not fond of the performance, steals their dance shoes, forcing them to perform in their wellington boots. Compo struggles to remember the routine, and Foggy has trouble with his balance. Despite these setbacks, the group perseveres and keeps practicing.

When the big day arrives, the trio is nervous but excited. They arrive at the venue, which is an outdoor fair, and the crowd that has gathered is eager to watch the performance. Compo, Clegg, and Foggy take to the stage and begin their routine. The crowd is initially amused by their clumsy moves, but as the performance progresses, they become more impressed. The routine finishes with the trio sitting down on chairs in perfect sync, and the crowd erupts in applause.

The performance is a huge success, and the trio is thrilled. They are even more thrilled when a group of young girls come up to them and ask for their autographs, mistaking them for the real Astaire brothers. Cyril, who has been watching from the sidelines, grudgingly admits that the performance was good.

As the episode ends, Compo, Clegg, and Foggy are basking in their success. They all agree that they would like to perform again, and they even start planning their next routine. Cyril, who is still not fond of their antics, decides to leave and returns to his home in Scarborough.

Overall, "The Three Astaires" is a lighthearted and enjoyable episode of Last of the Summer Wine. It showcases the camaraderie between the three main characters and their willingness to try new things, even if they are not particularly skilled at them. The episode also features some memorable moments, such as the trio performing in their wellington boots, and the group of young girls mistaking them for the real Astaire brothers. It is a fun and entertaining episode that is sure to make viewers smile.