Ep 7. The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song

In Friends season 9 episode 7, titled "The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song," the gang celebrates Emma's first birthday. Ross, who has been asked to play the bagpipes at the party, gets nervous when he realizes he hasn't practiced enough and thinks he might embarrass himself in front of everyone. Rachel, Emma's mother, assures him that everything will be fine and that he shouldn't worry too much.

Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey have a new pet, a baby duck they found in a pond. They are completely enamored with the little creature and take turns taking care of it. At one point, Joey even dresses up as a duck to keep it company. Monica, on the other hand, doesn't think having a duck in their apartment is a good idea and tries to convince Chandler and Joey to get rid of it.

As the party gets underway, things start to unravel. Ross' bagpipes screech, and he bursts into a hilarious rendition of a childhood song he used to sing, "Baby Got Back." The lyrics are completely inappropriate, but the gang can't help but laugh and join in. Ross is mortified when he realizes his mistake and quickly apologizes to everyone.

But the party isn't the only thing going wrong. Chandler and Joey's duck goes missing, just as Monica feared. They frantically search for it, eventually finding it in the apartment next door, where a man has taken it in. But when Chandler and Joey try to convince the man to give them back their pet duck, things get awkward and they end up having to buy the man a new pet in order to get their duck back.

Despite these mishaps, the party is a success and everyone has a great time. The episode ends with Ross singing another bagpipe tune with the rest of the gang, and Monica giving Chandler and Joey a stern lecture about the dangers of pet ownership.

"The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song" is a classic Friends episode that showcases the show's unique blend of humor and heart. The dialogue is witty and clever, with each character having their own distinct voice and point of view. The episode also highlights the timeless themes of friendship and loyalty that make Friends such a beloved show. Fans of the show will love this episode for its quirky humor and memorable moments, while newcomers will appreciate the show's universal appeal and relatable characters.