Crossing Swords

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  • TV-MA
  • 2020
  • 2 Seasons
  • 6.7  (1,874)

Crossing Swords is an adult comedy stop-motion animated television series created by John Harvatine IV and Tom Root. The show premiered on Hulu on June 12, 2020, and features an ensemble cast of well-known actors, including Nicholas Hoult, Luke Evans, and Adam Pally. The series is set in a medieval kingdom called Blarkhon which is governed by a corrupt and tyrannical royal court.

The show follows the story of a young and optimistic peasant named Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) who dreams of becoming a knight and serving the kingdom. After being mistakenly recruited by the Royal Army, Patrick’s dreams become a reality. However, his initial excitement is quickly replaced by confusion and shock as he discovers that the kingdom of Blarkhon is rife with corruption, and the Royal Court is made up of selfish, greedy, and dishonest officials. Patrick’s ideals are challenged as he works to balance his own morals with the demands of his new job.

Throughout the course of the series, Patrick faces numerous challenges, including being persuaded by a sorceress to steal a magical book, becoming the pawn in a conspiracy to overthrow the kingdom’s king, and being forced to defend the kingdom against a horde of barbarians. Additionally, he must navigate his way through a web of lies, deceit, and betrayal, all while maintaining his position in the Royal Army.

The show’s cast of characters is composed of a mix of humans and anthropomorphic animals. Alongside Patrick, viewers are introduced to several key characters, including the powerful, but cunning Queen Tulip voiced by Tara Strong; The evil mage, Broth (Luke Evans), who is hell-bent on reclaiming his place on the Royal Council at any cost; and the hilarious, but incompetent soldiers on Patrick’s team.

The animation of Crossing Swords is one of the show’s most impressive features, with the series being produced in stop-motion animation, leading to some incredibly intricate sets and action scenes. The use of this medium allows for subtle emotional moments to be effectively conveyed through the movement of the characters, making it unique from other shows. However, the animation is not for the faint of heart as the show’s humor is often lewd and crude.

Beyond its animation, Crossing Swords has a distinctive style of humor. In the series, the medieval era is treated as a source of constant comedic hijinks, with the show frequently commenting on the absurdity of the time period’s rituals and beliefs. Additionally, the characters’ dialogue is full of innuendos and pop-culture references that give the show a contemporary feel. Fans of other adult animated comedies, such as South Park and Family Guy, are sure to appreciate this type of comedy.

In terms of critical reception, Crossing Swords has received a mixed response. Many critics praise the show’s animation quality and remark that the humor is often laugh-out-loud funny. However, some reviewers have criticized the show’s humor as being too crudely drawn while lacking in substance. Additionally, some viewers may take issue with the show’s use of NSFW language and sexual references.

Overall, Crossing Swords is a unique and entertaining show that offers an amusing take on the medieval era. It features a distinctive animation style, a talented cast, and clever dialogue that will undoubtedly please fans of adult animated comedies. If you’re looking for a show that’s packed full of humor, action, and absurdity, Crossing Swords is worth checking out.

Crossing Swords is a series that ran for 2 seasons (20 episodes) between June 12, 2020 and on Hulu

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Seasons
Hard Day's Knight
10. Hard Day's Knight
December 10, 2021
After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines, the Mole People underground lash out at the surface-dwellers. Patrick journeys down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore?
Knight of the F**king Dead
9. Knight of the F**king Dead
December 10, 2021
Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Princess Blossom but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.
Sad-iator
8. Sad-iator
December 10, 2021
As punishment for his dissent, Patrick is sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop but puts corporate life aside for Patrick's sake.
Nothin, Usurp With U?
7. Nothin, Usurp With U?
December 10, 2021
The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled trip
Tent Pitching
6. Tent Pitching
December 10, 2021
The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king's delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle's circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.
Get Your Minchachas Out
5. Get Your Minchachas Out
December 10, 2021
On a training retreat Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are superficial crap. Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that turns into a struggle for their lives.
Good Vibrations
4. Good Vibrations
December 10, 2021
When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king's hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.
Destination: Wedding
3. Destination: Wedding
December 10, 2021
The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.
Toxic Femininity
2. Toxic Femininity
December 10, 2021
The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed. Patrick and Broth go undercover to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected
Shamrock Shakedown
1. Shamrock Shakedown
December 10, 2021
Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom, and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold.
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Where to Watch Crossing Swords
Crossing Swords is available for streaming on the Hulu website, both individual episodes and full seasons. You can also watch Crossing Swords on demand at Amazon, Hulu, Vudu and Apple TV.
  • Premiere Date
    June 12, 2020
  • IMDB Rating
    6.7  (1,874)
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