Ep 4. Bringing Home the Bacon

Bert the Conqueror is an American reality television series that follows the adventures of comedian Bert Kreischer as he travels the country exploring amusement parks, fairs, and other adventurous activities. In season 3 episode 4, titled "Bringing Home the Bacon," Bert visits Batesville, Indiana, to compete in the annual bacon-eating contest.

As soon as Bert arrives in Batesville, he heads straight to the county fairgrounds for the bacon-eating contest. However, before he can dive into a plate of sizzling bacon strips, he's challenged to a go-kart race by a local man named Steve. Bert gladly accepts the challenge and the two competitors speed off around the track.

Following the race, Bert finally gets to indulge in his favorite food, bacon. However, the contest isn't just about eating bacon. Each contestant must also spin around in circles ten times before eating as many bacon strips as they can in five minutes. The winner is the one who finishes the most bacon in the allotted time.

As the contest begins, Bert quickly realizes that he's not the only one with an insatiable love for bacon. His competitors are fierce and determined to take home the bacon-eating crown. However, Bert uses his competitive nature and experience in eating contests to his advantage and manages to stay in the lead.

Despite being covered in bacon grease and feeling slightly nauseous, Bert manages to devour a record-breaking amount of bacon and is declared the winner of the contest. Overwhelmed with emotion, Bert thanks his fans and competitors and celebrates his victory with his signature "Holy Grail" dance move.

As the day comes to a close, Bert reflects on his experience in Batesville and how much he's enjoyed connecting with the local community. He also encourages viewers to step outside of their comfort zones and try new things, just as he did with the bacon-eating contest.

Overall, "Bringing Home the Bacon" is a hilarious and entertaining episode that showcases Bert's love for adventure and food. With its fast-paced action, humorous commentary, and heartwarming moments, viewers are sure to be entertained from start to finish.