Ep 8. Smarten Up

Caitlins thrilled to go on her first date with a cute college guy, Josh. But shes terrified hell find out shes only in high school so elicits help from her friends to keep the secret alive. Jen and Nikki are modern-day Cryanos text messaging Caitlin vital information to help her look the part. Unfortunately, the date goes over very well, and Josh wants a second one - with her friends. So, the gang is forced to pose as college majors, including Jonesy as a gynecology student. Meanwhile, Jude is determined to win a coffee cup contest so gets hooked on coffee, while Wyatt becomes his unwitting AA-like sponsor, using tough love techniques to get the dude to get off the stuff. Jonesy shows up in between his gig as guide to the mallwalkers (aka elderly people). He soon finds out that chicks are impressed with his sweet grandson routine, and he exploits the situation to get dates. Things come to a head when one of the mallwalkers is taken away on a gurney for drinking too much of Judes coffee, Jude is taken away on a gurney because hes in caffeine withdrawal, and a traumatized Jonesy is taken away on a gurney because as a pretend gynecologist, hes just had to deliver a baby in the Khaki Barn change room. When Josh dumps Caitlin because she and her friends are too serious, she realizes she wouldve been better off just being her high-school student self.