Yidio Best and Worst of the Week: 'Breaking Dawn' Sex and the Return of 'Always Sunny' (Fat Mac!)

It's time for Yidio's Best and Worst of the Week! Here's a round-up of the week's biggest stories, whether they're the kind that make you cry tears of joy or make you weep for the future of humanity.

Best:

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get rough in bed: (I bit the pillows!)

- Three of the best comedies on TV returning to FX for another season: "Louie," "Wilfred," and "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" (Fat Mac!)

- George Lopez makes the most of the cancellation of "Lopez Tonight": (Laughing in the face of unemployment)

- Seriously, the best story that "The Daily Show" has ever told. In fact, probably the best story ever: (He foreclosed on a f*$&ing BANK!)

- "American Idol" singers release a slew of music videos: (Scotty and Lauren and Pia, oh my!)

Worst:

- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez nude statue finds a home in a Dallas porn shop: (Seriously disturbing)

- The Kardashian sisters write a novel: (I mean, the Kardashian sisters "write" a "novel")

- An all-Tyler Perry channel? May God have mercy on us all: ("Tyler Perry's Madea Drives Us to Insanity")

- Even worse than a Tyler Perry channel? A movie version of "The Hills": (Please! Speidi is almost gone for good!)

- Ashton Kutcher's super-exciting, super-fast-paced reality show idea about...the DMV: (I love watching people wait in line)