Yep, This Is Real: 'Jersey Shore' Christmas Ornaments

Given the fact that MTV cranks out two seasons a year, Christmas time is just about the only time of year that there isn't any "Jersey Shore." But that won't stop the drinking, fighting, smushing, tanning crew from invading Christmas anyway.

You can now--and I promise you this is real--purchase "Jersey Shore" Christmas ornaments in stores to hang on your tree. The ornaments are plastic figurines made to look like Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, and perhaps the rest of the crew, but I'm afraid to look.

The ornaments were originally being sold on HSN, but sold out faster than Snooki goes through a bottle of spray tan. If you're lucky (or unlucky, depending on how you look at it), you can now find these little horrors at your local Walgreens for about $6 each.

Honestly, I didn't know the "Jersey Shore" cast even celebrated Christmas. I thought they just worshipped a bottle of Smirnoff and presented each other with gifts of chapstick and bronzer. In any case, nothing could be more fun than hanging these on your tree trying to explain to your kids why on earth these people are famous.