Well, Courtney Stodden Has a Sex Tape Now

Courtney Stodden has a sex tape, and the only thing we're surprised about is how long it took for it to happen.

According to TMZ, Stodden is currently shopping a sex tape around Hollywood, with porn distributor Vivid Entertainment already showing interest. In fact, Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch has already gone on record saying that the footage he's seen is "amazing" and the "most unique footage I've ever seen."

Lest you think that what makes the tape so unique is the horror of seeing Courtney's ex-husband Doug Hutchison have sex with her, fear not: the tape is reportedly solo, so there's no Doug involved.

Stodden first became famous when she and Hutchison announced their plans to marry even though she was only 16 at the time and he was 51. Later, Stodden and Hutchison would do the reality TV circuit, landing on shows like "Couples Therapy" for an extra few minutes of fame. They later divorced, but reconnected months later and remarried.

Do with this information what you will. We suggest forgetting about it immediately and never speaking of it again.