Watch Oberyn Martell Describe the Aftermath of His 'Game of Thrones' Fight with The Mountain
by Andy NeuenschwanderCAUTION: SPOILERS FOR THIS WEEK'S "Game of Thrones!"
If you watched "Game of Thrones" this week, or you went pretty much anywhere on the Internet yesterday, you probably know the fate of Oberyn Martell, the Dornish prince who volunteered to be Tyrion's champion in his trial by combat.
It didn't end well for Oberyn. But Pedro Pascal, the actor who played Oberyn on the show, has enjoyed a huge spike in Internet fame following the earth-shattering episode. There have been memes upon memes about the fight between The Mountain and The Viper, most of them lamenting the loss of one of the best characters in the series.
But Pascal doesn't want you to feel too down about it. In an interview with Vanity Fair, Pascal was asked what Oberyn's funeral would be like. His description is, in a word, fantastic.
The ceremony would take place on a beach at sunset with a bonfire, for starters, and there would be a drum circle orgy, some Dia de los Muertos masks, maybe an elephant or two, and lots of other amazing stuff.
Oh, and there wouldn't be a priest. There would only be DJ Sunspear. Who is probably the greatest DJ ever.
Check out Pedro Pascal's description of Oberyn's funeral in the video: