Watch Every Contestant On Last Night's 'The Bachelor' Introduce Herself (In One Sentence)

If you watched last night's episode of "The Bachelor," you already know that there were, predictably, some ridiculous moments as each of the contestants introduced themselves to Bachelor Ben Flajnik and to us, the viewing audience. If you missed the premiere, though, you can still see all of those delightfully awkward moments in less than 90 seconds.

Vulture has edited all of the contestants' introductions last night into a digestible single sentence, allowing you to watch and laugh mockingly in record time. In fact, you can probably finish the video in less time than it took for some of these girls to abandon their dignity on national television.

It's a veritable smorgasbord of awkward hugs, lame conversation, desperate bids for attention, cheesy pick-up lines, out-of-place grandmothers, silly hats, and other red flags that would send any normal man not bound by a studio contract running for the hills.

Oh, and there's a white girl rapping. Shudder.

Check out NYmag's video of "The Bachelor" contestants' introductions below: