Watch Ellen Page and Kate Mara as Tiny Detectives

Sure, there's a lot of buzz about "True Detective" right now. But what you really need in your life is "Tiny Detectives."

This hilarious sketch from "Funny or Die" features Ellen Page (who is 5'1") and Kate Mara (who is 5'2") in a sort-of parody of the first season of "True Detective." We'll forgive the fact that the parody is about a year late since we love Page and Mara so darned much.

These tiny detectives show us the pitfalls of being short and also attempting to solve crimes. The two overlap more than you'd think.

For example, how can you get in fistfights with your fellow officers when your arms are too short to reach them? Also, it's tough to go undercover and buy drugs from bad guys when you're that small...and it's even tougher to explain your "face penis."

For a show that's only had one short season, "True Detective" has maintained a surprising level of buzz. There was the small scandal concerning writer Nic Pizzolatto's alleged plagiarism, and rumors about potential casting for the second season practically since the first season ended.

Recently, the show confirmed that Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell will be starring in the second season. Taylor Kitsch and Rachel McAdams are also rumored to be joining.

Check out "Tiny Detectives" below: