Watch Alcide from 'True Blood' in a 'Girl with the Dragon Tattoo' Parody Trailer

The Muppets may have beaten Funny or Die to the punch in terms of putting out a "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" parody trailer, but the Muppets didn't do it quite like this. And they didn't have Alcide from "True Blood," either.

Yes, Joe Manganiello shows off his comedic skills in this parody trailer, titled "The Girl with the Tramp Stamp Tattoo." Emma Roberts also stars as the titular girl, who is a kind of horrifying blend of Kim Kardashian, Snooki, and that one girl you knew in college.

Highlights include the ornate ridiculousness of Roberts' lower back tattoo (the "Breathe" is a nice touch), an explanation of the "Jaeger s**ts," and Roberts' sadface at Harriet's murder. And though Manganiello isn't shirtless in the video, he does put on a clinic in dramatic glasses removal. Hey, the guy has to keep his clothes on sometimes, you know?

Emma Roberts can be seen next in "Celeste and Jesse Forever" featuring Elijah Wood and Rashida Jones, and Manganiello will be playing a stripper in "Magic Mike," along with his regular "True Blood" duties.

Check out Funny or Die's "The Girl with the Tramp Stamp Tattoo" video below: