Watch a 14-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Call Herself 'Dope on a Rope'

The "Keeping Up with The Kardashians" star celebrated her birthday the other day, and Entertainment Tonight dug up one heck of a Throwback Thursday video in honor of Kim's big day.

In the video, an eighth-grade Kim talks about graduation and how she plans to be famous. "Someone get a tape of this? I hope you do, so you can see this when I'm famous and all of you will remember me as this beautiful little girl," she says.

Kim also describes herself as "dope on a rope," which we don't really remember being a thing back in 1994, but the Kardashians are always on the cutting edge of slang, what with their "slob kabobs" and saying "bible" and such.

We can't help but wonder if, back in 1994, Kim had any idea that her trajectory to fame would include a sex tape and three weddings, one of them being a televised special. We're hoping that wasn't her plan all along.

Current-day Kim has been enjoying her birthday week, as husband Kanye West treated her to a birthday getaway vacation with Kim posting a photo on Instagram from their hotel room overlooking the beach. Kanye also took to Twitter to wish Kim a happy birthday publicly, calling her the "dopest wife & mom."

Guess he saw the video, too.

Check out the video below. Oh, and happy 34th birthday, Kim.