Video: What the World Would Be Like If Everyone Was Betty White

Ever wonder what it would look like if mankind finally achieved worldwide peace? Well now we have ourselves a pretty good idea. It will involve Betty White, cloned twelve times over.

America's grandma just recently filmed a new AARP ad, Betty-clones handle a bank of phones and hosts the "Get Over It A-Thon" dressed to celebrate each era of White's long career.

Floral prints abound, as do blazers of the finest neon and polyester, as 89-year-old White tells 50-year-olds everywhere to "get over" feeling old joining AARP because at 50, "I'd already dated my way through the Rat Pack!" Besides, when you're 50 years old and complaining about joining and she tells you "Don't be such a wuss," well, message-received.

What a wonderful world this would be.