Just Wrong: Tori Spelling Dresses Her Baby Up Like A Turkey

Remember the moment you first see these pictures. That way, when in 18 years or so you read one Miss Hattie Spelling ascending a clocktower with a .30-06, you'll be the only one knowing pretty clearly what snapped and sent her coo-coo for CoCo Puffs.

She won't remember her mother, Tori Spelling, sharing these odd pictures of her six-week-old daughter decked out as a festively oven-browned bird - or, in the case of that bottom picture, emerging from a festively oven-browned bird's nether-regions.

That's right: these pictures are really further proof that some people should really be denied access to Twitter.

The former "Beverly Hills, 90210" cast member tweeted to her followers, "OK, this one isn't edible, but if you have a baby at home, here's a fun Thanksgiving craft project you can make for what will be very memorable holiday photos. Your older kids will love making this for their baby bro or sis - Stella loved gluing the faux veggies on the faux platter."

Yes, they will love it - if you have sadistic little crumb-snatchers that fear losing attention to the younger ankle-biter and can't wait start making it easy prey at a young age.

At least Spelling sees the future coming.

"Sorry to future 18 year-old Hattie," Spelling also tweeted. "It was too cute an idea to pass up. If it’s any solace, you wore turkey well!"

Well, if it's any solace, Tori . . . you never hear the shot that takes you down. Avoid bell towers the day she finds out thousands of followers have seen this.