This Nerd Getting a Lap Dance From Rihanna Is All of Us Getting a Lap Dance From Rihanna
by Andy NeuenschwanderWhat would you do if Rihanna pulled you on stage and gave you a lap dance?
I'm sure you'd like to think that you'd be all cool about it. Maybe you'd turn and give a wink to the crowd. Or maybe you'd be really bold and give Rihanna's ass a slap a la Michael Cera (retaliatory slap be damned).
But in reality, you'd probably do exactly what this guy did.
"This guy" is the unnamed, bespectacled dude in a video that went viral from one of Rihanna's concerts. It seems that RiRi has a thing for pulling audience members up on stage and doing a little gyrating on them. We're assuming that nobody handles this particularly calmly, but for some reason the Internet gave this guy a hard time.
The "nerd," as people have been referring to him, lies there and seems to be very careful about where to put his hands. Then, after Rihanna removes his glasses and the floor of the stage starts to lower, he looks to attempt to get out from under her as soon as possible.
But hey, like you would be any cooler about it. You're telling me that if you had one of the most famous, hottest singers in the world on top of you in lingerie, you wouldn't be super conscious of your hand placement?
You would. Because this nerdy guy getting a lap dance from Rihanna is all of us getting a lap dance from Rihanna.