This Is the Greatest Photo of Daniel Radcliffe Ever Taken

Every dog has its day. All of these dogs may have just had theirs.

Daniel Radcliffe, who has already given the world the gift of all eight Harry Potter movies, has just given us the greatest photo that has been or ever will be taken of him.

This is not hyperbole. Look at this photo. Daniel Radcliffe does not give a f**k. Not even a single, solitary f**k. If he wants to tie nine dogs to his belt and walk them down the street while smoking a cigarette, then dammit, that's what he's going to do.

Who's going to stop him? You? He's Harry f**king Potter. Are you Harry Potter? No, you're not. So you have no say in this.

Of course, this isn't Radcliffe's new job as a dog walker or anything. Rather, Radcliffe was filming scenes for the new Judd Apatow-produced comedy "Trainwreck" in New York City. Radcliffe was later spotted with actresses Marisa Tomei and Amy Schumer, along with the dogs.

But we're going to ignore that. We're going to pretend that this photo is just a snapshot of what Daniel's everyday life is like. He wakes up, throws on some jeans and a t-shirt, rigs up an elaborate leash system for his nine very happy-looking dogs, lights up a cigarette, and just strolls around town.

Because that's the world we want to live in.

In fact, Apatow himself agrees with us, as he took to Twitter to deny that Radcliffe was making a cameo in the movie. "Not true!" he wrote. "He was just walking his dogs."

The movie, which stars Comedy Central darling Schumer (who also wrote the script), is rumored to also feature cameos from LeBron James and WWE wrestler John Cena.