These Photos of Kim and Kanye's New House Are Ridiculous

Caution: You might be too poor to even look at these photos.

News broke today that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have purchased a new home in Hidden Hills, just five minutes away from the home of Kris Jenner.

This house is ridiculous.

The home, which cost the couple a mere $20 million, has two swimming pools (because single-pool homes are for peasants), two spas, and its own vineyard. ITS OWN VINEYARD.

On a side note, we hope to have a taste of Kimye's new wine sometime soon.

Photos of the house have surfaced online, and they reveal quite an estate for a couple who will probably actually stay there only about half the year, tops. There's a chef's kitchen with not one, but two islands with marble countertops (it's official, then: granite is out). There's a personal theater with a projection screen.

There are vaulted ceilings. There's crown moulding everywhere.

Perhaps most impressive, though, are the his & hers walk-in closets, floored in hardwood and featuring glass cases and marble-topped dressers and tables. It should be noted that these closets are larger than most bedrooms.

Check out all the photos of the new home below: