How Was A Tender, Young Bryan Cranston De-Flowered? Hint: Prostitutes. It Was Prostitutes.

“Total Recall” and “Breaking Bad” star Bryan Cranston wasn’t always a man of the highest a$$-kicking, drug-dealing caliber.

Once, tender, innocent young Cranston was just a naive teenage boy, passing his time like any other lad on the precipice of adulthood—by boozing it up in the Netherlands with a bunch of cheap Dutch prostitutes.

Ah, to be young again.

Cranston may have just drawn some attention away from his “Total Recall” release with the acknowledgement that, as a 16-year old, the actor lost his virginity to a Dutch prostitute while tromping gleefully along in the land of ye olde wooden clogs.

Even better, apparently the actor’s unwitting parents were footing the bill for all those memorable experiences.

That's all part of being an exchange student, right? Write the boy a check, Ma!

Does the heart good, doesn’t it?

Cranston reminisced recently about his rainbows-and-butterflies past, recalling that back in his heyday, “Beer is a nickel, and the hookers are cheap—it was 24 guilders, which I think was $8, to get laid. We’re all writing home to our parents for more money: ‘We’re having such a good time, Mom and Dad! Please send more money! We promise to pay you back!’”

We can’t help but wonder if Mommy and Daddy Cranston were as eager to foot the medical bills after this oh-so cultural experience left the “Breaking Bad” star with a suspicious burning sensation…

Well, at least we know the star is now financially able to reimburse Ma and Pops for all the giggles he had on their dime.

That’s enough to make any parent proud.