Taylor Swift on Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift loves to be in love. After all, that’s what’s made her a gajillion dollars, isn’t it?

So what has the young "The Lorax" star learned about the mysterious sweetness of one of the most beautiful aspects of life at this point?

"I've learned when to get out,” She told Cosmopolitan. “I've never wasted too much time with the wrong person and that's one thing I'm proud of.”

What else do potential mates need to know about dating The Swift?

"I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you. It's a conscious thing: It's a common-sense thing. ...I just don't ever want to end up in a relationship that isn't fair ever again.”

Hmm. Men cheating, needing space, and taking the relationship backward? I’m gleaning two things from this. One of them’s about cheating and the other involves just how smothering it might actually be to date the blonde beauty.

"I've had a lot of dark and twisty situations happen, enough to realize that when someone exhibits signs of evoking a dark and twisty relationship and dark and twisty feelings, it's not interesting to me."

So what does she look for in a man?

"I need that unexplainable spark...I just need to see someone and feel 'Oh, no, uh-oh.’ It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, 'Oh, no.' "

It’s only happened a few times? Taylor Swift, you are 22 years old.

Stop. Just... stop.

Head's up, boys. Swift is also planning on popping out lots of kids in her future, so if you're not the parental type, you might want to start looking into other celebrity crushes.