'South Park' Teases New Season With 'HumancentiPad' Clip

At this point, you've heard of "The Human Centipede" or you really, really don't want to and I'm not going to be the one to ruin your...life.

Tom Six's breakthrough film garnered more attention as an online meme than an actual film - it didn't even make the half-a-million mark at the worldwide box office (though it has done much better on home video, where you don't have to go through the shame of asking the ticket counter for "one for 'The Human Centipede'"), and critics and audiences agreed it made for a better shocking concept than an actual shocking movie - but it nevertheless lingers on even in the souls of us who chose not to partake.

On a more delightful note, you have almost certainly heard of Apple's iPad, the once ridiculed device that now pretty much represents the cutting edge of consumer electronics. And, unlike "The Human Centipede," everybody wants a piece.

Until today, neither would have any need to be mentioned in the same story, but leave it to Matt Stone and Trey Parker to fill that void.

I'm a huge "South Park" fan but an admittedly casual viewer. It's difficult to keep track on their schedule and, since it's a totally episodic show that's easy to catch up on, I frequently fall behind in watching it. After this promo, I cannot imagine not tuning in to see what the rest of the episode holds. Stone and Parker have taken casual shots at Apple over the years, but the company is more than due for the patented "South Park" takedown.

It should be noted that the following video, while awesome, is not in any way safe for work, so maybe just wait a few hours on that, or give it a peek at home if need be. And don't say we didn't warn ya...