David Hasselhoff as a Porn Star? Yup, It's Happening on 'Sons of Anarchy'

Of all the things to look forward to about "Sons of Anarchy" season four, this might be the best: "Baywatch" alum David Hasselhoff will be joining the cast as a porn star. Yep, really.

Hasselhoff's character has been revealed to be named Dondo, and he's a former porn star turned porn mogul. I hereby nominate this to be Hasselhoff's best role of his career. Anyone second that?

Hoff isn't the only actor to be taking on a risque role in the near future: we've also reported that Matthew McConaughey, along with Channing Tatum and "True Blood" werewolf Joe Manganiello, will be playing male strippers in the upcoming movie "Magic Mike."

Sadly, I doubt Hoff's role in "Sons of Anarchy" will be a very big one, but King Dondo sounds like a great character even if the idea of Hasselhoff in a porno causes me to involuntarily shudder.

Still, maybe this could be a launching pad for a re-invention of The Hoff's career as an adult film star. Here are a few suggestions for your possible porno movie titles, on the house:

-"Go Ahead, Hassle My Hoff"

-"Horny Hamburger Hounds 2" (remember this?)

-"Knight Rider" (I guess you don't have to change that one)

-"Big in Germany"

-And, of course, "Baycrotch"