Snooki Regrets Failed Vinny Hook Up

Like oil and hot tub water, “reality star” and “regrets” are two items that seemingly don’t go together.

Much like the pairing of "Jersey Shore" mini-bombshell, Snooki and cast member Vinny Guadagnino.

Surprisingly, the free-spirited reality star says she wishes she had snooked for love elsewhere.

Snooki, 23, told SiriusXM’s Morning Mash Up, she regretted her failed attempts to snag Vinny.

“I kind of wish me and Vinny didn’t try and have sex because it was just drama this whole season,” she said on Monday. “And I don’t know, it was just awkward between us and then I felt stupid…it’s just embarrassing.”

She said she and Guadagnino are on the same page that friends with benefits would never work.

Snooki revealed she had previously grown “kind of” feelings for him, but she thinks he would be like, “No, it’s another girl.”

She said she wants a man who is goal-oriented and not a cheater. Could that be her current boyfriend Jionni LaValle?

The two have been dating for almost three months, but displaying maturity Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) confessed she thinks 28 is a good age for marriage. Which gives her at least 5 more seasons of hot tubs, endorsements, or “un-branding” opportunities.

In August, The New York Observer revealed a wild marketing strategy that explained why Snooki’s bronze limbs were always dripping with new designer handbags. Allegedly, luxury handbag brands have sent Snooki their competitor’s product. This tactic is called “un-branding” and works on the assumption that fans will not want to associate themselves with a similar look.

The Chilean “Guidette”, although adored by fans and even known for her hair bump, has received questionable reviews for her fashion choices.