'Clean' Sheen Demands $1 Million Raise and Claims 'Tiger Blood'

The highest paid actor in Hollywood wants a $1 million dollar raise to return to CBS.

Charlie Sheen announced on NBC’s Today Show that he would like a weekly raise from $2 million to $3 million before he would return to work on the hit “Two and a Half Men.”

“I’m there to show others how it’s done…it’s not really rocket science,” he said in the interview with Today.

“I’m not angry, I’m passionate. Everyone thinks I should be like begging for my job back. I’m just going to forewarn them, everyone else is going to be begging me for their job back.”

He went on to say that he was underpaid and had been put through distress by the production. Sheen says he his tired of pretending like he wasn’t special and that he understands that people can’t process him with a normal brain.

Sheen also went to CBS rival ABC for a similar interview. Sheen passed a drug test for ABC that said he had been clean of drugs for at least 72 hours. According to Sheen, he has “tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

Two and a Half Men has been cancelled. Sheen has said he would finish the season and believes the show’s producers are in a "radical breech."

The drugs, be believes, were actually good for him. However, Sheen insists he is now drug and alcohol free.

“I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”