'Robot Chicken' Season 5, Episode 13 Recap - 'The Departy Monster'

'Robot Chicken' Season 5, Episode 13 Recap - 'The Departy Monster' Okay, I know we're supposed to be going for a movie title mash-up theme here, but what is this one supposed to be? "The Departed" and what, "Party Monster?" Is there a movie called "Party Monster?"

Wow. There is. "Party Monster," starring Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin, about a party organizer who bragged on TV about killing a dude. Robot Chicken, you're so educational.

So Mario's power-ups are a result of allergies? I wish my hay fever allowed me to spit fireballs. Also, if Peach had parents all this time, why didn't they like, hire some security to keep their daughter from being kidnapped every other week?

Cornelius Q. Tribblefingers has some terrible time calculating abilities. Also, seeing a T-Rex shoot a guy was, for some reason, the most hilarious thing ever.

Frankenberry is gay?

Oh goodness. Gollum fellatio. There was something incredibly disturbing about that sketch. I'm going to pretend like I'm not going to think about that every time I watch "Return of the King" now.

You know, this is the first time I've ever heard someone pronounce Mxyzptlk's name out loud, both forward and backward. Nice one, RC.

Good. Someone needed to call out Master Chief on the whole not showing his face thing, and the fact that he gives the poor Marines his discarded weapons. What a dickbag.

Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow in prison. Oz. Get it? Oz. You know, like that show. Oz. Eh, forget it. Notice, if you will, that they've made this joke before. See photo at left.