Rihanna's New Twitter War: Defending Her 'Do To Piers Morgan?

Oh, Rihanna, always quick with a witty (slash insulting) Twitter retort. So who has the sexy “Battleship” star steamed this time?

None other than Piers Morgan, of “Piers Morgan Tonight.”

Huh?

Apparently Morgan got a little too fashionista for the crooner’s taste, using his Twitter account to take a poke at Rihanna’s super short new haircut, because apparently Twitter has taken the place of high school bathroom stalls.

“p s I think @rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.”

Rihanna responded with the oh-so sassy suggestion that Morgan “grow a dick… FAST!!!!”

Instead of recognizing that he acted like a fifteen-year-old douche, Morgan jumped on the fact that he had gotten the hot lady’s attention, and tweeted back, “This is a good time to ask for an interview?”

Rihanna answered with “haaaa! Only if it’s not about cosmetics! But phuck yea let’s do it!!!!!!!!!”

Ah, how easily little spats can be mended via Twitter. Hear that, Leann Rimes?

Rihanna is not known for one to shy away from hair experimentations, so there’s no surprise in her cutting off her tresses, just a raised eyebrow that her style adjustment was enough to draw Morgan’s attention. Was it all a ploy? Did Rihanna get sucked into a devious Twitter trap designed to get her on the show?

Meh.

What do you think of her new short pixie cut? I actually think it’s pretty cute. My vote is she pulls it off, so I’m not sure what Morgan takes such offense to.

Maybe he should try taking a few jabs at Miley Cyrus’ wild new mane, and see if that gets him another celebrity on the show.