Rent the 'Jersey Shore' House...For $2,500 a Night!

"GTL" stands for "Gym, Tan, Laundry"...but if you want to live in the "Jersey Shore" house yourself, "GTL" would have to stand for "Gym, Tan, Lay down a bunch of money on rental costs."

Here's the deal: if you've ever dreamt of living in the "Jersey Shore" house, emulating the GTL lifestyle, and fist-pumping your way through the summer, you can! But it's going to cost you.

The "Jersey Shore" house, as in the real one that's used on the show and that the crew has lived in over the past three seasons, is available to rent...for $2,500 a night. That's the off-peak cost, mind you: during Seaside's peak season, the costs for up to $6,500 a night, or $15,000 for a 3-day weekend.

But you'll be in the very same house that the "Jersey Shore" cast stayed in, and it will have all of the same decor, including the famous duck phone! The house also has most of the same furniture and carpeting that the cast had, which is either a good or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it. On one hand, you can sit at the same dining table that the crew has their Sunday meals. On the other hand, you're walking over the carpet that the dogs have, er, "marked," and you would be sleeping in the same rooms that have seen the late-night escapades of Sitch, Pauly D, Vinny, and Ronni. And, for that matter, Snooki and JWoww, who had plenty of smush time themselves.

Seaside Realty NJ has posted this video on YouTube, in which a local news program took a tour of the house. Somehow, it just doesn't look the same without the crew, does it? Where are the unkempt beds? The marshmallows stuck all over the house and the grated cheese under the mattress? It's just too quiet without Sammi and Ronnie screaming at each other!

I, for one, just hope that the toilet doesn't get clogged again.