Ready To Follow In The Taiwanese Footsteps Of 'The Bachelorette'?

Do you watch "The Bachelorette" as regularly as I do?

Do you often think to yourself as you watch otherwise sane grown men go through hell for a chance to score with a Pennsylvania dental student, "This should be my life! I must walk as Ashley Hebert has walked! Eat what she's eaten! See what she's seen! Love how she loves! Feel what she feels?"

If you have, check your nearest mirror. You might, in fact, be a 16-year-old girl.

But once that shock wears off, get yourself to Supervaluetours.com and book your very own touristy retrospective of love in the time of insecurity.

The packages are sponsored by the Taiwan Tourism Bureau and spotlight several romantic and exotic locales where Ms. Hebert toys with full-grown men's hearts like jacks on the episode to air July 11. She'll apparently start with a train from Taipei Ping-Shi's famous lunar New Year-marking sky lantern festival, where floating hundreds of lanterns skyward carrying people's wishes for the year to come. After that, Ashley then spends a day-long scooter ride in mountains surrounding the city of Taroko.

Had enough fresh air to last a lifetime? Then settle in for a unique wedding-photograph shoot with that special soulmate in the traditional style of a Taiwanese wedding, followed by a posh after-party at The Regent Taipei Hotel in Taipei City. The morning after, Ashley and one local suitor get to tour the landscape of the city's Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall, followed by the Long Shan Temple.

“Taiwan is a fresh and enchanting destination to celebrate a new life together,” said Trust Lin, Director of Taiwan Tourism Bureau. “From the stunning ocean views, and relaxing couple’s spa and massage, to the Michelin-rated food and restaurants, the island is full of romantic surprises for all newly-wedded couples.”

And apparently aspiring Bachelorettes as well.