Prince to Kim Kardashian: Get Off!

When Prince told Kim Kardashian to “Get Off” during a recent concert at Madison Square Garden, he wasn’t talking about 23 positions in a one-night stand.

The diminutive God of sexfunk had pulled the freakishly curvy Kardashian onto the stage during his performance and the 30-year-old celebrity froze.

Prince didn’t bother to put it in a way “so as not to offend or unnerve” – he just told Kardashian to “get off the stage!”

Kardashian tweeted that apparently she “just froze” when Prince touched her, and no matter what was on her “Dirty Mind,” she was completely unable to move those “Diamonds and Pearls.”

When Kardashian finally got around to feeling “Lovesexy” again, she was ultimately brought back on stage where she managed to muster the courage to get “Delirious.”

While Prince has certainly earned the right to tell who ever the hell he wants to get off the stage, perhaps he was simply cranky after having a bust of a weekend.

He was supposed to perform at a star-studded pre-Super Bowl concert over the weekend with Erykah Badu, but massive organizational problems meant the pricey fundraiser concert got cancelled. Sources say Prince apparently never made it to Dallas.

Kardashian (and her booty) did, however, have a Super Bowl appearance, in a commercial for Skechers ShapeUps.

Watch Prince Kick Kim Kardashian Off the Stage at Madison Square Garden

Watch the Kim Kardashian Super Bowl Commercial