Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Poses Nude, Fails to Upstage Kim

It seems all the Kardashians are taking their clothes off these days.

Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest daughter of Momager/ancient dragon wearing human disguise Kris Jenner, posed nude in a series of photos for DuJour Magazine. The photos were released today.

Kourtney shows off her pregnant belly in the pics, which show Kourtney in a strange feather bikini and in a wet t-shirt. It's like the worst Spring Break in Cabo you've ever been to or that one nightmare you had about an emu chasing you.

"I'm not trying to impress anybody, or be something that I'm not," Kourtney told the magazine concerning her shoot. "It's just a beautiful thing, just being able to take those photographs and have them, and just be able to show my children, 'This was you inside.' It's just been about the shape of my body being pregnant and capturing that moment in my life that's appealing to me."

So for Kourtney, it's mostly about being proud of her pregnant body. We respect that. We don't know about showing them the wet t-shirt one and saying "this was you inside" to them though. Therapy is expensive and your stardom is waning.

This photo spread comes just a couple of weeks after Kourtney's sister Kim attempted to "break the Internet" with her Paper magazine shoot, which featured a full-frontal nude shot and spawned a thousand memes.

Kourtney wants to make one thing clear, though: She is not totally opposed to doing this again after she has the baby. "I would never say never to doing a nude shoot not pregnant," she said.

Definitely don't show that one to the kid, then.