The 'Piranha 3DD' Trailer is Thoroughly Ridiculous

The first trailer for the "Piranha 3D" sequel has hit. The sequel is, of course, titled "Piranha 3DD" (get it?) and is thoroughly ridiculous.

Here are just a few of the many absurd features of the trailer:

- Christopher Lloyd appears again to tell us that the piranhas have begun to infiltrate man-made water systems. That means that in this sequel, the piranhas will invade water parks and come out of people's bathtub drains.

- David Hasselhoff plays himself, sits coolly while hundreds of people are devoured in front of him, and talks about "natural selection."

- I'm pretty sure we're to infer that a woman has a piranha inside her, which then attacks her boyfriend during sex, causing him to cut off his own junk.

- Girls in bikinis running in slow-motion to explain the thinly-veiled double entendre behind the title.

- Ving Rhames has gun-legs.

That's not even half of it. Check out the so-silly-it's-awesome trailer for "Piranha 3DD" below: