Paris Hilton Insults the Gays. Of Course She Does.

If anyone thought Paris Hilton was still relevant (LOVED "House of Wax," Paris! xoxo!) and has been wondering what she’s up to lately, well apparently, it’s insulting the homosexual community.

Hilton was caught on audio tape during a cab drive in Manhattan (they record those now? Uh oh.) when she made a few comments that, well, probably aren’t the kindest.

A male friend of Hilton was explaining Grindr, which is an application that gay men use to locate hookups.

“Say I log into Grindr, someone that’s on Grindr can be in that building and it tells you all the locations of where they are and you can be like, ‘Yo, you wanna fuck?’ and he might be on like, the sixth floor.”

Paris responded with, “Ewww. Eww. To get fucked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world…They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.”

Okay. Now I would in no means defend Paris Hilton, ever, but to be fair, that does sound pretty sketch. She clearly chose all kinds of the wrong response, but the overall message was “ew” and I can stand by that… if I just pretend the rest of her sentence never happened.

What does Paris’ PR team say of the recording?

“Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease. The conversation became heated, after a close gay friend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex. He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation. It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone’s sexual orientation.”

See? Saying people are gross and have AIDS was just her way of spreading the message of safe sex!

Because when I think of safe sex, I think of Paris Hilton.