Over A Year In Jail For Lohan?

Oh, Lindsay. What honestly challenges you so about the otherwise fairly simple act of staying out of jail?

Not that landing a part in a long-developed biopic about the last several decades’ most infamous mobster exactly comes easily, but it’s almost like LiLo will do anything it takes to forcibly remove herself from what should be a plum, career-reviving role.

According to TMZ, the “I Know Who Killed Me” star now faces more than a year behind bars because she’s reportedly no-showed her mandatory Los Angeles Downtown Women’s Shelter community service nine times, nor has she reportedly spent the mandatory minimum four hours per visit when she has shown her face.

TMZ previously reported Oct. 13 that the Women’s Center actually cast the actress out after all the issues with her service, and she ended up reassigned to volunteering with the American Red Cross. She was slapped with over 360 service hours as a probation condition following her plea in a shoplifting case. She reportedly often skipped out after about an hour.

Nor does Lohan apparently find her court-ordered therapy sessions as mandatory as the Los Angeles County courts do. She supposedly has a standing one-hour psychiatrist appointment every Monday that she’s also repeatedly skipped – though she’s allegedly done several sessions over the phone.

Lohan fired back at TMZ Oct. 14 via (of course…) Twitter, proclaiming “I am not to be made an example of anymore.”

What was she ever an example of in the first place? That moderate fame and numerous awful movies go a long way within the Los Angeles County court system?

In any case, if Judge Stephanie Sautner find Oct. 19 at Lohan’s probation status hearing – which TMZ will start streaming live at 10 a.m. ET/PT – that Lohan apparently neither realizes nor cares that she’s shirking her responsibilities, the actress faces up to a year and a half behind bars.

Most assuredly, that would put the very last nail in the coffin of Lohan being cast in the upcoming John Gotti biopic for which she’s been long sought-after, though her persistent legal troubles keep casting doubt on whether or not that ship has sailed. And really, who could keep her various crimes and sentences straight anymore, between 120-day suspended shoplifting sentence, time served under house arrest and her repeated DUIs?

Part of her sentence should include having to serve six months as a Los Angeles County Circuit Court clerk, just so she understands what goes into the court keeping track of just how apparently impossible it is for some people to not steal or drive under the influence.