Oh No, Oh God, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Might Be Trying to Have a Kid

The world is a scary place. Russian troops are invading Eastern Ukraine right now, moving the world ever closer to World War III.

But there's a more serious issue facing our lives, nay, our very existence as a species: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might be trying to have a baby.

Montag posted a photo of a ClearBlue Advanced Digital Ovulation Test (retail price $34.99, pricey for a bankrupt former reality couple) on Instagram with the caption, "I found this in the store! Thank you for the advice! Shhhh don't tell @spencerpratt lol!"

She topped off her caption with emojis of music notes, a teasing face, and two red exclamation marks, just to make she we know she means business.

The implications don't get much clearer: the world's dumbest, most insufferable couple (opinions may vary, but they're at least top 10) is trying to get pregnant and unleash some kind of super-mutant on the world who will be the perfect combination of their individual stupidity, vapidity and overinflated sense of ego.

So now, we put out a plea: Vladimir Putin, please withdraw all your troops from Ukraine. They're a bigger threat out there, and we need to talk strategy.