Is Nicolas Cage a Vampire?! (PHOTO)

From getting bailed out by Dog the Bounty Hunter to having his house broken into by a fudgesicle eating man, Nicolas Cage has made headlines for some truly strange reasons this year. But this one might just take the cake (or fudgesicle).

A seller on eBay claims to have proof that Nicolas Cage is not a mortal like you or I, but is in fact a vampire or some other kind of immortal being. The seller makes this claim based on possession of a photograph, found in an album of Civil-War-era portrait photos, of a man from around the 1870's who bears an uncanny resemblance to Cage.

"All of the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified by name - this man was not," claims the seller on his eBay listing. "Personally, I believe it's [Cage] and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host." So that explains how he knew how to solve all of those riddles in "National Treasure"...he was there!

Pretty spooky. The seller also claims that this is a 100% authentic photo, and it has not been altered in any way or Photoshopped. The photo is listed for $1 million, plus $2.75 shipping.

Be sure to check out the Q&A for the listing as well, it has a few gems in there: "Q: Do I get a discount if I AM Nicolas Cage??" "A: Of course. You get a 25% discount for being Nicolas Cage, and another 25% for not exsanguinating me."