Miley Cyrus Commemorates Dead Dog with Giant Colorful Bong
by Andy NeuenschwanderWell, this is one way to say that you miss your dead dog.
Miley Cyrus, known buyer and unintentional murder of many pets, has paid tribute to her dearly departed Alaskan Klee Kai, Floyd, in many ways. There were the many heartbroken tweets and Instagram pics after his death. There was the giant inflatable version of Floyd at her concert, as well as the tearful singing of "Landslide" dedicated to him. There was the Floyd tattoo.
Now, there's the giant, colorful, light-up bong.
Yes, Cyrus now has a five-foot-tall bong coated in flowers, plastic dinosaurs and friendship bracelets, including one that reads "FLOYD." It's right there, above the ones that say "WEED" "BANGERZ" and "TWERK."
"Five foot bong almost complete this one is a collab with my fucking beyond kiewl fanz," Miley wrote with the photo.
We get the feeling that Miley is trolling the world most of the time. After all, she revamped her image and it worked like magic; she's one of the most talked-about figures in pop culture (and remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity).
But the one thing we're pretty sure she was 100% sincere about was her grief over Floyd's death, which means that this particular tribute is probably done with approximately 0% irony. Which is troubling.
Anyway, Miley has moved on since Floyd's passing and gotten a new dog and a pet pig. Here's hoping they avoid becoming a bracelet tribute on a bong.