Michaele Salahi Kicked Out of 'Celebrity Rehab' for Not Having an Addiction

It looks like Michaele Salahi found a party she couldn't crash.

The socialite and reality TV personality made headlines in 2009 when she and her husband Tareq crashed a White House dinner.

Since then, Salahi has gone on to appear in "The Real Housewives of D.C." Salahi's latest bid for media coverage came as she was set to appear on the newest season of "Celebrity Rehab" as an addict in need of help.

There's just one problem: Michaele Salahi isn't addicted to anything.

TMZ is reporting that Salahi has been kicked off the show after those involved with the show realized that she didn't have an addiction and had "no reason to be there" (though her husband claims that she might have an addiction to chocolate).

Two things are very odd about this, beside the obvious of course: one is that the producers of the show would have taken until now to realize that Salahi doesn't have a drug or alcohol problem.

The other is that Salahi would actually stoop so low as to pretend she has an addiction in order to be on TV. She must have had to fill out some forms or something to be on the show, what did she tell them she was addicted to? Did she just pick a random drug out of a hat?

So, sorry folks. You'll have to get your Michaele Salahi fix somewhere else. What's that? You don't need a Michaele Salahi fix? Oh, that's right. No one does.