Megan Fox Gave Up Sex and Sounds Like She Probably Has a Terrible Life

In an interview this week that was probably supposed to just be about her home life and diet regimen, Megan Fox accidentally revealed that her life totally sucks.

The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" star told "Entertainment Tonight" that her husband, Brian Austin Green, gets "no intimacy whatsoever" due to their son sleeping in bed with them.

That's their older son, Noah, mind you; so if baby Bodhi follows suit, the couple seems on track to not have sex with each other for at least half a decade.

We're already depressed, but this is even worse: In an interview with E! News, Fox also revealed that she's given up carbs entirely.

"I cut out all bread and those sort of carbohydrates. No crackers, no pretzels, no chips. Nothing unhealthy," Fox said. Okay, so she didn't give up all carbs. Only the delicious ones.

"The worst thing I put in my body is coffee, once a day," she said, noting that she doesn't do cheat days, but if she ever did, "it would be pizza or cake."

Interesting, since in the same interview she said that she quit carbs "cold turkey" and that they now "disgust" her. "Like, there's bread over there," she said, presumably pointing to something she desperately wishes she could eat, "and never again would I put that in my body."

So next time you want to talk trash about Megan Fox for her acting ability or baby name choices, just remember that all sources of joy have been cut out of her life and she's probably miserable. Pity her.