Lindsay Lohan Headed Back to Jail, After She Strips for Playboy

Man, it must suck being Lindsay Lohan. She gets fame, wealth and inexplicable pop culture cred dropped in her lap based on some semi-cute movies she did as a kid and a series of half-assed roles as an adult, yet she still manages to screw it up at every conceivable turn.

Her latest FUBAR move was to blow her recently obtained court-ordered probation, which gained her a new sentence of 30 days in jail to be followed by a "strictly structured schedule of therapy and community service."

According to the L.A. Times, "prosecutors told the court that Lohan was a no-show at the Downtown Women's Center for 14 of the 19 shifts she'd scheduled, and worked less than the required four-hour minimum on three of the five times she showed up. When it came to her once-a-week psychological counseling sessions, they said, she'd canceled or rescheduled 12 of 20 appointments."

Of course, there's a flesh-colored lining to this story.

Lindsay will not be required to go back to jail for another week, which gives her enough time for a photo shoot in Playboy, where she will reportedly share the er entirety of her body of work with the world.

Having seen most of what she's working with in "Machete" and a 2008 photo shoot in New York Magazine in which she impersonated a naked Marilyn Monroe, we're not sure what's so urgent about her appointment with Hef, but who are we to argue with another Lohan money shot.

At least she will be giving a performance that some people actually care about, and as opposed to movie tickets, which she can't seem to sell, her naked body will definitely move magazines.

The other good news for Lohan? As per usual, 30 days in jail doesn't really mean 30 days. According to the L.A. Times, "she is likely to serve only six days given because of overcrowding at the facility."

Any bets on whether or not she blows it again?