Lady Gaga's Christmas Gift: A New Unreleased Track
by Richard Sharp
Think Lady Gaga was content to hog the holiday spotlight only on Thanksgiving this year? Think again, friend-o.
While she's not doing another holiday TV special, Gaga announced today that she will be releasing a new unreleased and "uncensored" single on Christmas Day.
"Been racking my brain on what to get Little Monsters for Christmas!! I finally figured it out!!" Gaga tweeted this afternoon.
"On Christmas Day I will leak to you an unreleased Song off Born This Way! It was recorded live, in one take, on the tour bus. Uncensored."
As MTV News points out, Gaga will be spending her Christmas on tour in Japan (where she has been known to dress like a Panda).
"Well, I'll be in Japan right up until Christmas Day," Gaga told MTV. "So I'll be eating with all my Japanese Little Monsters. I like shabu shabu [a form of Japanese hot pot]."
Just to make sure she's got her fingers on every significant holiday this season, Gaga has also released a commemorative Little Monsters dreidel. It's covered in kosher meat, comes delivered by hand inside an egg, and is designed specifically for sexually ambiguous Hanukkah fun.
Just kidding. Gaga will, however, be performing at "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" along with Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj.So she's got that going for her.