Lady Gaga's Christmas Gift: The New Track 'Stuck on F&*cking You'

She couldn't stay away from Thanksgiving. Did you really think Lady Gaga could keep her well-coiffed, well-engineered electro-rock freak show out of Christmas? No such luck.

Lady Gaga, right around the time that Santa was descending down the chimney with care, decided to drop her latest, largely improvisational single on the masses as a sort of half-assed Christmas present.

It's not her best song, and sure as hell not seasonally appropriate, but it does actually qualify as a new single, which is what's important, right? Right? Oh never mind.

"Stuck on Fu&*ing You" is all about drinking eggnog with Chipmunks while snowflakes and angels descend gently on the tip of your toungue.

Either that, or it's just about wanting to have sex with someone random while you've got a big bag of drugs handy. Ho ho ho! Merry...whatever.

Gaga decided it would be really sweet to share this one-off with fans for Christmas, which is hypothetically great if you also don't care that it's a sort of a celebration of super-high sex with a woman who lives for dressing in drag on a semi-frequent basis.

"So to give you a little background to the creation of this song. I wrote it in Minnesota after the Monster Ball on the tour bus. We recorded it in one shot. Fernando on guitar, Paul on Drum Machine. I wrote, sang it, and freestyled the last minute + a half of the song," said Gaga.

Listen to Lady Gaga's "Stuck on Fu%^in' You":