Kris Jenner Thinks June Shannon 'Exploiting' Daughter Honey Boo Boo. Wut.

Kris Jenner, why are you everywhere right now?

Well, I guess this is the woman NBC deemed more worthy of watching than the President addressing his country and observing a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11.

It must be those fabulous new boobs! Whatever it is—and really, I’d like to know, so I can put an end to it—Jenner’s all over the media.

This time she’s denying some rather hilarious quotes attributed to herself regarding TLC’s runaway reality hit, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”

The quotes had the bikini-body 56-year-old taking some cheap shots at Honey Boo Boo’s happily redneck mother, June Shannon.

She reportedly called the family “classless,” and accused Shannon of blatantly exploiting her little belly-baring darling.

I’m sorry, back the truck up here. Kris Jenner, the fame-mongering matron of all those Kardashian ladies, calling someone else classless and a bad mother? Now I’m not a huge fan of Shannon and her parenting techniques, but even this has me invoking the trusty old “pot and kettle” comparison.

But, I should add, Jenner is denying that she said any such thing. In fact, she’s denying she even has any idea who, or what, Honey Boo Boo is.

Well, for starters, “Boo Boo” is not a dog, as Jenner suspected. Well played, Jenner.

“I would never criticize her, because I don’t even really know who Honey Boo Boo is,” the “Keeping Up with The Kardashians” star corrected. “I’ve never seen the show.”

That’s a very real possibility. I think it’s a fair bet to say that beyond the sphere of shamelessly making money within her own family little exists to Jenner. She probably doesn’t have a lot of time to spare from that for watching the competition.