Kris Jenner: Kim Owed Money on the Wedding!

Kris Jenner is so "saddened" by all this meanie mean talk about Kim Kardashian's wedding/quickie-divorce that she went on the "Today Show" this morning to set the record straight, all while sporting the plastecine facelift she bought and had filmed just for the nuptials.

Most important, she wants you to know that you should feel bad for Kim - after all she lost money on the wedding!

"One of the rumors is that we sold the television rights for millions of dollars -- not true," said Kim's Mom Jenner.

"We profited, or she profited, from the wedding -- absolutely false," she said, with a smile pulled artificially tight by masterful work of a pricey Bel-Air plastic surgeon.

So the story we printed about how, based on figures cited by Fox News, Kim and Kris made an obscene $257k per day and $18.5 million total from the wedding wasn't true? Kris says no.

"At the end of the day that money went towards the wedding, and Kim had to pay a great deal of money for the balance that was owed for the wedding, which she was delighted to do because that was her fairy-tale wedding," she said.

Oh, and even though she lost so much money on the ceremony, Kim is going to do more "wonderful give-back things" with the extra gift money she got from guests.

Kim also denied that she profited from the wedding yesterday, on the sponsored blog posting she made right next to an ad she did for MIdori.

I wonder if Kris Jenner got paid for her "Today Show" appearance? Or if what she really means that it was Kardashian Inc., and not Kim that made all the loot. Hmmm....

Watch Kris Jenner on "Today" below, then get an oh-so-flattering peek at Jenner undergoing surgery to try and look more like her daughters before the sham ill-fated wedding.