On Kim Kardashian: We Should Have Just Listened to Prince

Remember way back in February of this year, when Prince played a sold-out show at the Madison Square Garden? He had a packed house, and at some point in time during the performance, he pulled up a pre-wedding-fiasco Kim Kardashian onto stage to dance with him.

And once she was in the spotlight, right next to the diminutive God of sexfunk, did she shake that famous ass of hers? Nope, she froze up, and wouldn't dance.

What Prince did next was shocking, but so retroactively awesome that it makes me secretly wonder if he is some sort of modern day love-sexy Nostradamus. Or maybe he was just about eighteen million steps ahead of all of us (as usual).

Instead of letting Kardashian hog up the spotlight and ruin his show when she refused to dance, he yelled at her "get off the stage!" and kicked her off without thinking twice.

Dig if you will the picture of Prince booting Kim "I've got more Twitter followers than Obama" Kardashian off the stage as if she was just some vacuous, hollow, soul-less con-artist bimbo who couldn't deliver the goods once she had the attention she craved.

Spooky, right?

Of course, mind you, this is the same Prince who refused to appear in Michael Jackson's "Bad" video because it would have featured the King of Pop (RIP) going face-to-face against Prince and saying "your butt is mine." And Prince isn't cool with that kind of nonsense, or any kind of nonsense from anyone, even if you are one of the most popular people on the planet.

And we can learn from that.

When we hear rumors of Kim Kardashian flying off to Minnesota to talk to Kris Humphries about a possible reconciliation, or Kim Kardashian escaping the cruel papparazzi and heading home crying, or Kim Kardashian doing...well...anything, we should really just follow Prince's lead and say "get off the stage!"

Besides, apparently Kim's sister Kris Jenner could use some time in the spotlight.

Watch the future-seeing-funk-machine himself boot Kim Kardashian off stage during a February concert: