Kate Gosselin Lands New Job (as a Coupon Blogger)
by Andy Neuenschwander
Kate Gosselin must have been at least a little bit worried back when her reality show, "Kate Plus 8," was cancelled by TLC. After all, if you had octuplets and lost your job, wouldn't you be a little nervous?
But despite losing her show and going through the "Dancing with the Stars" gauntlet, Kate has landed herself a nice, cushy new job that she'll be able to do from home, surrounded by her way-too-many children. Kate Gosselin is now a blogger.
That's right folks, Kate will now be a columnist for CouponCabin.com, a site that offers online and printable coupons for all kinds of stuff. If that sounds kinda sad to you, it gets worse: CouponCabin is just one of a dozen or more sites exactly like it, offering pretty much the same coupons and codes.
"No matter what your financial situation is, there’s no reason not to use coupons. It’s like free money in your pocket!” said Kate in a statement that was clearly not prepared for her. “I’m thrilled to lend my expertise to CouponCabin.com, where you can easily find the best deals on practically everything."
Hit those talking points, Kate. Hit 'em hard.
Kate's first assignment will be an article about Black Friday, the holiday shopping rush on the day after Thanksgiving. Kate will be offering her tips for surviving the craziness. Hey, if anyone knows about dealing with crowds, it's this woman.