Kardashians Release 3D Christmas Card, World Shrugs

In a year where your family brand has soared to unforeseen heights of popularity, then sustained serious damage after an obscenely expensive and highly suspect wedding-turned-quickie-divorce, you might think you'd want to spend some time laying low and focusing on a little familial reflection time around the holidays.

Not so much with the Kardashians.

In a series of slightly nauseating exclamation-laden posts today, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian released the Kardashian family Christmas card today, and it's every bit as outlandish and over the top as the overblown celebrity clan.

"I love our family Christmas cards shoots! I think this one looks amazing!" said Kim Kardashian.

"There's nothing I love more than getting everyone together for the Christmas card shoot! I love everyone's matching bow ties!" wrote sister Kourtney.

In the overexposed clan's holiday card, there's nary a Santa hat, Christmas light or piece of garland to be found anywhere in sight.

Instead it's a cold, glammy black-tie portrait of the world's most plasticene family, seemingly celebrating the extreme wealth they've amassed this year. Ho ho ho!

And just in case you thought the Kardashians were simply being subtle by eschewing the use of typical holiday gimmicks, they shot the Christmas card in 3D, using the same photographer who shot Kim Kardashian's World's Most Beautiful Magazine cover.

Check out Kardashian Christmas card below and let us know, does it fill you with holiday glee or make you want to toss your Christmas cookies?