Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez-- Reconciliation Trouble?

So much teenage angst still exists between Justin Bieber and his (ex? Estranged?) “Monte Carlo” girlfriend Selena Gomez, that no one quite knows how to label the two who had supposedly brokn up two weeks ago.

Watching Bieber and Gomez trying to patch up their relationship has a similar emotional rollercoaster effect that one would experience while watching the Beibster’s sweeping epic, “Never Say Never” (I laughed, I cried, I mostly laughed).

The two met for a dinner date in San Fernando Valley recently, but it didn’t take long for the supposed reconciliation to go awry.

The two arrived separately, and ten minutes after they entered, both stormed out. Gomez got back into her car and took off, and, after sitting  a bit in his, Bieber followed her to her house.

He buzzed her gate, but she refused to let him in, so he began yelling her name over the fence, because he’s seen enough romantic comedies to know that this is the next clear course of action. But it didn't have the usual effect.

When his romantic maneuver failed, Bieber took his anger out by screaming at the paparazzi who had so helpfully documented this entire exchange. Gomez finally emerged at the commotion, apparently to give the major stink eye because Bieber left.

Bieber’s car was found in her driveway in the morning, however, so now it’s anyone’s game. Will they? Won’t they? Do we care? How long will this get dragged out?

Have the Biebliebers finished crying off their Wet n Wild mascara and rebuilt their lives yet?